Sunday, January 19, 2014

Amazon Pissed me off this morning...

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My answer:

This was an annoying email. Just crappy marketing.
If you look at my amazon account, you'll see that I spend hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars there a year.

Are you really going to send me an email, interrupt my day, to say that I have a $0.99 credit but it must be spent in the next 12 days?
Did you think I'd hustle around due to your promotion to find some $0.99 thing to read just so I didn't lose the credit?
Did you think I'd feel great about Amazon because they gave out a highly restricted $0.99 bonus?

DON't BE STUPID. Send me emails appropriately, spare me annoying near-spam promotions.
I run a small company with a fair amount of email marketing. One of our principles is not to send out stupid promotions that annoy people.


AMAZON's Answer:

Greetings from

We're sorry.  You've written to an address that cannot accept incoming
e-mail.  But that's OK--this automated response will direct you to the
right place at to answer your question or help you contact
customer service if you need further assistance.

You will find the answers to the most common questions here:

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If your question is not answered by the above links, we invite you to
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Your Account:

We hope our online resources meet all your needs.  If you've explored
the above links but find you still need to get in touch with us,
please click the "Contact Customer Service" link on our main Help page.

Thanks for shopping at

Sincerely, Customer Service

MY ANSWER - I've been to Amazon's Home Page. There's NO "Contact Customer Service" link (that I can find). 

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